By “Ice camp” you must mean the places we “concentrate” undesirable people.

Pretty sure they just give him one of these and lock the door:

Can we please crowdfund about 4 tomahawks to just finish this stupid bridge. I get why we haven’t sent them, to expensive, proprietary tech, US preventing deep strikes and escalation. But for the love of God, four or so of some older ones can’t hurt us, and I just want to see Russian media coverage try to explain how it’s not a problem and nothing to see here. Plus, Russians in Crimea will absolutely shit if the whole thing blows up.

Say what you want about uniforms, but the praetorian guard didn’t have these: