I’m clubbing the bot in the head and stealing it’s batteries.

The people who want California to just leave are the ones who want to dismantle the country.

This Canadian is fine with it at this point. Fuck the USA. We’ve been your friend forever and you shit on us.

Burn baby burn.

Not just anyone. Just Trump supporters eating at Trump Burger.

How about Planned parenthood?

Toadstool.

ID is like meth to these pigs.

Canada has it’s share of bad cops, but it is nowhere near the thin blue line gangland of US cops. It’s fucking crazy down there. They are worse than mob gangs because you can at least pay the mob for protection.

All these US cops grew up watching the Cops TV show and they see everyone as criminals and below them. They want so bad to shoot and beat up the bad guy they don’t stop to think if the person they are beating up actually did anything wrong.

US cops need to be jailed and replaced with citizens that want to help the society they live in.

Next week on Kitchen Nightmares:

Gordon: “You donkey! You’re going to get someone killed!! You can’t store raw pork and chicken in the same tray as the iceberg lett…”

Ice Nazi: “Blackbag him boys. Teach this immigrant slug to respect the new way.”

LOL. New phone cases are going to have little privacy sliders to go over the cameras.

Hold on. Wait a minute.

It’s cold and I need fluffing.

Why (I don’t see) not

He was tripping balls at that event.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/elon-musk-is-so-high-that-viral-oval-office-video-fuels-drug-use-speculation-101748647107918.html

Reads headline

Oh no.

Reads article

The egg producer has approximately 850 employees, including contract workers and state inmates.

Oh no, anyway.

I have always hated Harry Potter. I hated Harry before it was cool to hate Harry.

I’m a mother fucking golden hipster God!

They want to hate on someone but it’s passé to hate on plain old gay people now.

Trans and brown people are trendy now.