Oh Aldi. I will miss you in northern Maine 😭

Is 12 billion not more than the company is worth? How is this possible, and why would anyone buy these?

It wouldn’t surprise me if Chester cheetah felt it was getting too difficult to keep supporting this alcoholic fuckup, and left him to blow in the wind.

I’m ok with famous people reiterating it as often as they like, honestly

It’s almost as if untrustworthy people can’t be trusted!

They prefer alternative evidence of things

What a horrendous article title.

As an American, I am on board with this

They’re only following orders!

Greed will save us all!

Jesus, don’t tell him!

-Trump, apparently

If orchestrating child prisoner gladiator fights is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!

/s

So, you’re saying that 100% of Russian military personnel are wounded or dead?

Ted Cruz and Elon Musk are immigrants, are they not?

Your comment is bad, and you should feel bad.

U.S.S. Hennessy

And report back.