If magic does exist, all I want is to have the power to cause anyone anywhere in the world to violently shit themselves.

I’ve put a lot of thought into this one. Its like Deathnote but they shit themselves instead. Trump wants to open his mouth? Well his asshole is gonna open too. That goes for any of the many fash cunt leaders rn. But it also wouldnt be such a OTT power that it could go to my head.

Oh yeah, have there been reports on this ?

(Not trying to shut you down, I’m genuinely curious)

A carrot perhaps… Or a very big stick.

I love DS9, but I sincerely don’t get the Dr. Bashir reference here.

Kill Em All.

Omg, I saw that and was like, 'How is she trying to fit that in here?"

They’re so so fucking stupid. Like, he’s trying to appeal to thickheaded investors so that the stocks pump on AI hype then has to contradict himself entirely when people who use the actual fucking product stop using it because it would be an AI slop nightmare.

Revanced.

It won’t bother me at all.