I hate the fan buffeting noise, and would be happy to have a fan that doesn’t do that. Not $500 happy, mind you.

Fill them with farts and then pass them around to friends.

“women are having trouble walking on the grass in high heels. People are falling over”

Trump has been having trouble walking on the grass in high heels. Trump keeps falling over.

The lack of ammo is solved with the chainsaw. That’s why they give you puny zombies in every battle. They’re easy to kill for a little health, and it only takes one charge of the chainsaw to fill up on ammo.

Doom rewards you for playing aggressively, much more so that the OG game did. They want you to get right up into the thick of it, not corner peek with your shotgun.

Definitely fair if that’s not your type of game though. It’s plays quite different from the original.

It took me a while to figure out how important higher level pictos are for their stat boost. Your base stats become basically irrelevant at one point when you can give a character 500 defense with one picto.

Sounds like Satisfactory might be what you’re looking for.

It’s very particular in its style and pacing. I liked it at first, but wasn’t able to stick to it. I’ll have to give it another go at some point.

They’re probably hoping they get vandalized so they can collect insurance on them