Luckily for Google, its predictive AIs were clairvoyant on this one and it has been running at 110% evil so any cuts to evilness do not impact peak evil performance.

will spend $500M on being less evil

Yeah… That ain’t gonna do it…

Not as long as their primary revenue driver is advertising. 🤷‍♂️ 🤡 🖕 🖕

I bet breaking the giant up into much smaller pieces would be a more efficient way to make them do less evil

It makes just as much sense as asking a turd to be less stinky, using a tiny fraction of the money it makes attracting flies that can’t get enough of the smell.

Shareholders: Google, be less evil!
Google: As you wish, muahahaha!!!