I don’t have to do anything. I left the US and gave up my citizenship 25 years ago because it started to scare me when Dubya signed the USA Patriot Act and started turning Gitmo into a concentration camp. I’m watching the disaster unfold from afar.

I was kind of hoping America would get its shit together, but the only thing Americans are apparently good at is voluntarily drowning in more shit. They wanted Trump once because they’re fucking morons, and they wanted it a second time after knowing exactly what he was and what he did because they’re fucking fascists.

There’s nothing good in America because there’s nothing good in Americans. I should know, I was one.

They’re also losing their constitutional rights and their entire republic.

Marines deployed in US cities…
And nobody does a damn thing about it…

Personally, I’ve written off America. It’s now officially a fascist hellhole.

It*s tough for us adults to be governed by immature bratty kids and not being able to give them the good spanking they deserve and move on to things that really matter.

Very good!

It’s high time the tax filing helper scam got busted.

The only two markets that haven’t seen declines in May are Norway and Austria.

I don’t quite get Norway. But I certainly expect a Nazi automaker to be somewhat popular in Austria.

It makes just as much sense as asking a turd to be less stinky, using a tiny fraction of the money it makes attracting flies that can’t get enough of the smell.

Greta Thunberg - how to milk one viral moment you had as a kid and make a career out of it.

Also, hurting your mouth with hard triangular bits of chocolate has gone out of fashion.