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In case no one told you over and over, the piece is innuendo for penis

I respect the thought you put into it, and it sounds like the right choice, for the time being at least. Hopefully it stays that way…

Man, tfw I’m an immigrant, but I’m pale as the fucking moon so I can’t do this

Honestly? I hope he gets his bread and pays for his family to go somewhere better.

Then he’d just be dead.

Bush was just a goofy lil war criminal compared to this shit

Leave it on at home.

“Your honor, as you can see from my mobile device location history, I never even left my house that day.”

Not that that’ll actually work or that they’ll care, but still…

You just reminded me that I never uninstalled it lmao…

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Less safe than driving per mile traveled, which is arguably not very safe.

Ah yes, the Dems, widely known for snatching people off the streets on the fucking daily.

Indeed, one of the few mainstream machines where the smallest of human error, mechanical failure, or hell just bad unexpected weather, doesn’t just bring you to a stop, but a deadly rapid unplanned disassembly. Screw that.

Put a rock in your shoe too. Gait identification can be shockingly accurate.

Jesus, at first glance I thought that was Mutahar

Lil o’ column A, lil o’ column B https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EternalBlue

They won’t even buy it, they’ll just find a zero day and steal the data while everyone is none the wiser.

Yeah, but at least it’s our corporate overlords and not the government!!

/s

Most people are not defending her, but are instead upset by the blatantly bigoted framing of the article.

Read the fucking headline.

Just look to one of the biggest “small government” states, Texas. They’re becoming an absolute nanny state pushing so many stupid regulations in the name of “Oh won’t someone please think of the children!”

Freedom, my ass. They never cared about freedom.

How does one so stupid get access to so much disposable income…