I guess it doesn’t sound as good to say “They expected to find microplastics and they did”

$5mil and you get to be there for the start of a civil war. Bargain!

Gabagool

Me too troops and marones. Me too.

Where’s that guy who was like “I don’t see any American flags at these protests” in complaint about the Mexican flags at the LA protests

SHOCK NEWS! Companies founded on thing ask for ban on thing to be reversed.

This will never not be a fart burger to me. If you like eating farts, have at it.

Anything to avoid one of the richest people in the world paying his employees a livable wage.

I would say the same about the account posting it. Their account has existed only 2 weeks and it is posting almost exclusively about nukes.

These people are underrepresented and standing up for their constituents, suspend them so they can stop doing that!

Woketopus is a terrible superhero

Might as well do crack then

Correction: Robo-Taxis Hit the Child in 2 Weeks

Shut it down! Shut it down!

They worked out that “The Art of the Deal” means “agree to my deal right now, or I will shit the bed”.

If you just don’t get in the bed you’re fine.